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Clayton Purdom is an anagram of Not My Cloud Rap

*reads review*

No way in hell am me letting Tide Pod Monster take my job!!!

Clayton Purdom isn’t very good.

“Freddie’s dead... and now being consumed by maggots...”

“Give me some sugar, baby! Seriously, I require sucrose to maintain my metabolism for the brief period in which I exist.”

More like Seth Rogaine, amiright?

“Ya Mo Killed a lot of people.”

“...Cap’s beard, Black Widow...”

The best description I’ve seen of this movie is that it’s like they showed all their ideas to a junior high asshole, and whenever he said “That looks gay” they put it in.

Whatever the hell 311 was.

Ahem:

I can’t wait for his 10 essays on the films of Godfrey Ho that are clearly each just paragraphs from the same 3 articles and a piece of erotic fan fiction mixed together in a random order.

“They let you have beer?” -Bronies

The Variety article is from June 2017.

The AV Club even reported on it back then: https://news.avclub.com/michael-b-jordan-and-ryan-coogler-are-teaming-up-for-t-1798262704

But good to know the AV Club is just grabbing whatever’s on the front page of r/movies a couple days ago.

Can an article exist on AVClub without Prince Ruprecht the Monkey Boy performing his social progressiveness all over the comments?

Sheriff Lobo!

I’m almost certain Dennis has no idea it’s based off a real song.

Oh wow... that’s just... I mean... I really miss Disqus :(