Feel the i-VTECH at work? You can really feel it in your guts. Wait, what are you... oh, man, oh no, OH NO GROSSSS! But don’t worry, sir, those seats can handle it. See that puddling? The way the chunks collect but don’t absorb? You can really see the Scotch Guard at work.

Looks more like the face of a man who just realized that he shouldn’t have had that much coffee after the taco festival at dinner last night.

See what’s happening there? The driver hits the + paddle, and then we cut to the revs going upon the tach. Maybe Acura is trying for that new convention where + means ‘lower’ and - means ‘higher,’ and also D means ‘Drive Backward’ and R means ‘Resume Forward Travel.’