NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Nah, he didn’t strategically bounce off the wall and keep going in a different direction without slowing down 

Lighten up, Francis.

Ben Bithop

Yep. Sometimes shit has gotta get regulated.

The last Aryans to abruptly announce their retirement was Totenkopf at Kursk in 1943.

+1, have a nuggie followed by a purple nurple

Bautista said it wasn’t that bad of an Indian burn. Definitely beats a titty-twister.

Matthews setting the fucking NHL record for goals in first game by a rookie and still being on the losing side was the most Toronto thing ever.

Counterpoint:

I Khan smoke anything, man. I even smoke that tied stick, you know?

Everyone in that photo looks sketchy as fuck.

I think you’re giving Rob Ford too much credit for the Ontario Liberals getting re-elected. Considering our mayor is the former leader of the Ontario PCs, and not Olivia Chow, I’d say that Toronto is not anti-um, Tories.

I am going to steal your comment in the upcoming days. Hopefully anyway.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Fuck you, take my star lol

No. The answer is no.