I really liked the plot twist when he mentioned respect for all life, but was actually talking about the death penalty. Well-played, papa.

While the pope and Dorothy Day are/were anti-choice, I at least believe that they are more consistent than the so-called “pro-life” movement here. Instead of caring only for the fetus, these Catholic leaders oppose militarism, unbridled capitalism, and the death penalty. In his speech to Congress, the pope did touch…

Women wanted eight more minutes of foreplay and seven more minutes of intercourse

Yes, I realize it, that’s why I added “four of them by necessity.” Part of the problem with mainstream Hollywood movies is that most directors are men, and many of them are similarly interested in men’s combat units, men’s sports, and historical figures who are men. It doesn’t really help to talk of swapping out roles…

One of my favorite stories; when The First Wives Club was a hit, everyone involved wanted to make a sequel. Everyone except the studio, who dismissed the film’s success as a “fluke.”

Keanu does have Hawaiian and Chinese ancestry

Useless movie nerd fact: Ripley from the Alien franchise was originally written as a man. Now she's one of cinemas greatest asskickers.

Mentioning the 9/11 gift shop always makes me think of this.

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

He better not try it UNLESS he respects me.

Do not pass go, do not bang, do not collect 200 awkward text messages.

In his car, thinking we are going to make out, and he says “I hate Hindus”. I’ve found that out and out racism is a real mood killer.