Or a lighter?

If they were actually calling the rules the way they were meant to, intentionally fouling a player away from the ball in a manner that does not flow from normal gameplay should be unsportsmanlike conduct, a technical foul and keeping possession.

Yeah, we’ve examined the audio, and it turns out LeBron didn’t leave Kevin Love hanging at all. He just called him a shit-ass moron and told him the Cavs would be better if he’d never been born.

“Malcolm Gladwell is what stupid people think smart people sound like.”

“Methodology flawed; why are we discussing this?”

-Prof. A. Iverson, University of Pennsylvania, Reader for original paper

“It seems that Gladwell didn’t really understand what he was talking about.”