Tis true. I kind of liked his fangy originals.

I love Bowie with my entire soul, but those are American teeth.

Any excuse to post a Bowie gif I will take.

Iowa is no more representative of the U.S. than California or New York. Pancake breakfasts? Ethanol subsidies? Rick Santorum? There is no good reason to have the nominating contests go through Iowa first other than tradition. An ideal system would rotate the states that chose first.

Nice. Drones with cameras are really doing some impressive stuff.

And thus the leader of the free world is chosen by a bunch of farmers.

Interesting process, but I have to wonder why the whole caucus/primary system really even exists. Why not just have Primary Election Day in January or February, organized like the regular Election Day in November, where everyone from around the country can vote on the same day on whom they’d like their party’s nominee…

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with nudity or posing nude for a magazine. However, I think it’s legitimately sad that it’s the only way that many young women feel they can “make it” in the entertainment industry. Of course these people have a choice. Rita doesn’t have to be an entertainer but the…

Here’s hoping! *clinks glass*

This does explain why I’m fat, diabetic, poor, and a failure as a chick-magnet.

Irish comedian Dara O’Brien had this to say

Pretty sure the only thing cell phones have been found to “damage” is the amount of sperm a man has (temporarily) if you carry them in your pockets (or otherwise close to your balls).

Gwyneth is a cutie and all, but she sure is whackadoodle. I doubt I could stomach ten minutes in a room alone with her.

Nice tits, etc, etc... If you have a marketable talent other than tits, why do this shit? And please can semi-famous men start doing exuberant ballsack flash photos like this if it’s a thing?

The only person who can call me sweetie

And “gal.”

“From now on, I respectfully ask you to refer to me as Jen, Jennifer, Ms. Herold, or your opponent.”

If my words were misplaced.

Sweetie? Sweetie? SWEETIE???