Cobb salad with a side of superfluous clauses.

I can’t speak to Tsai Ing Wen’s personal preferences

Pinterest is great for that, huh! I like that idea. Also the price range is very considerate. I like your approach! I guess it’s not crazy to express your wishes so long as it’s not solely an extravagant option.

Oh yeah, what was I thinking?! It's cops. Der. Murder away, guys!

That is shitty even for a lawyer. Error in judgment yes. Slight? Fuck no.

Alledged assault notwithstanding, how did they not get fired for ten hours of getting drunk with a victim they were supposedly there to “protect and serve?”

Yeah because like why not take it all the way. She'll probably volunteer to change the adult diapers of her male cabinet members and rock them to sleep at 7:00 after giving them a warm bottle.

Thanks but I only get my non-journalism from Gawker. But point taken. Lady leaders be Hawks too. I agree.

Oh noooo that's scary. Symbol of love turns into disfiguring weapon. Who backhands people?! I am so clumsy I'd probably injure myself with something like that. Thanks for the warning! ;)

I think they've talked about it but not really directly, so I guess it's a little of both. What is this certain cut you hate? Seems like everyone has one that's a big NO. I like the idea of a surprise without the risk of getting something you really don't like. Best of both worlds! Congrats.

It must be pretty nerve wracking for a guy. If I had to pick out an expensive set of golf clubs or something I’d probably just be like here’s some cash pick something out. Haha.

“A new land” lol. It sounds like the second time around you know what you want and how to communicate. Just curious what cut is on your blacklist??

Haha I didn't even think about that possibility! Yikes. My parents are borderline hoarders so it's going to be a nightmare. Maybe I should talk to them about it so they start thinning out the junk now.

That’s true. If there’s no middle ground, it doesn’t hurt to take the high road diplomatically in the hopes of generating enough international political will to garner support, or at least some degree of protection. Not saying it’s realistic or viable but in a situation with no middle ground and a disproportionate…

I think it’s new and fresh information if you’re a 14 year old. I don’t like being talked to by cliché archetypal characters who offer zero insight so I’m not a fan. Abigail Breslin kind of sucks from what I’ve seen though, and Niecy Nash is amazing based on Reno 911 alone so she should definitely get the gig if she…

Could just bang and hope it burns up upon reentry so you never have to talk.

I'm lazy and didn't read. Why is NASA in the hed if it's a Spacex thing? Or are we privatizing everything now. Thanks Obama.

Good catch. For the record I have eyeballs, earballs and noseballs. As well as feelsballs. But no balls.

Thanks for sharing your experience. It sounds like you can retain the romance and still be pretty open about your ring preferences. :)

Bloody bloody Marys!! My digestive situation is in total disarray but it was my birthday on Thursday and I had to work. So making up for that.