HEY THEY ARE KICKING FROM THE 35 YARD LINE INSTEAD OF THE 30! THAT'S 5 LESS YARDS THE BALL HAS TO TRAVEL BEFORE IT CAN BE RECO-What? That rule was changed? Wouldn't that mean kickoffs will mostly sail out of the endzone and transition right back into a 2 minute commercial break? It does but no one cares?

I live an hour from DC. Looks like I'll be watching broken colt McCoy. Awesome.

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Brian Hickey (Nights and Weekends Editor, Emeritus): I remember looking at the bill and thinking "Wow, that's really amazing." And then I went back to watching a video of two prostitutes fighting in a Tuscaloosa Arby's, and as one used the other's weave to form a crude garrote, I reflected that "The great end of life…