Hoser Hoses Hose with Hose Hookup

This shouldn't be surprising. Getting 17 without any assists is his typical stat line.

Aaaaayyyy.

The late, great and sorely underrated Art Hoppe once wrote a column about a guy at a sporting event who refused to stand for the national anthem, calling it an empty exercise. A fight broke out, and he was arrested for disorderly conduct.

Thanks for the clarification. BTW...your user name just took me back to my youth.

Freedom of Speech is a right, not an excuse.

Weighing in from Afghanistan: Fuck this guy and fuck his sincerity. That's the most mockable part of the piece.

This is how the National Anthem should be sung.

Where's Pussy Riot when you need them

isn't this considered treason?

I was wondering if someone was going to chime in on this. I'm a stickler on our National Anthem (basically, don't fuck with it. Go be an artist on any other song) and as such I found their performance well below par; not quite Roseanne, but not far off. The claims of being "America's most patriotic band", and…

Actually the worst Anthem Rendition of all time was an interrogation technique used by the CIA. They would capture suspected Al Qaeda operatives and force them to call health insurance providers to dispute a billing statement. None of the captives survived it.

It's hard to believe that this isn't some elaborate practical joke. They remind me of the Dan Band

"Fuckin' beautiful."

I'm going for the inevitable moment when Lebron leaves the Toons for the Monstars

I'm surprised it went into the goal. All I ever hear about is Swiss Miss.

Obviously, it was the right move sending that jerk off.

I hope they use this for good and warn everyone about 9/11.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Re: men being fertile their whole lives, I learned yesterday that there are two grandchildren of US President #10 John Tyler who are still alive today. Keep in mind that Tyler was born in 1790! His grandsons are something like 89 and 93 today.