"Awww, OMG, look at that little guy! He's so darn cute! Is he flying with you?"

Are we sure this isn't a Powerade commercial?

"...she had one of the best seasons for a female racer in series history"

Here's another:

Player B.

Player Aaaaaaaaaay

Counterpoint: you are wrong. A player being able to go as much as they want after the first three is bad ass and adds a ton of narrative to an otherwise "coinflip" situation.

It's about time something negative came out about the Sochi Olympics. Too much positivity.

Unfortunately, her shot at Nikitina missed, meaning that Uhlaender also placed fourth in skeleton biathlon.

FAKE!!! At 1:12, you can clearly see there is a Time Warner vehicle on a service call.

If any ex-NBA scoring champ was going to make it with the Skeeters, Wilt Chamberlain would’ve.

I think the outdoor training was based on an expectation of the Sochi venue's roof collapsing.

Well, altitude training is standard aerobic practice for any event. I'm less sure about the indoor/outdoor differences.

His (and my) hometown of Highland Park just unveiled a massive, larger-than-life ice sculpture of him yesterday. It's pretty impressive.

Corrections department: I believe it was Jason Brown who unseated him with the 86.

Of course he did go on to say that Sam was "a no-good son of a bitch" for not having originally signed on to play for the Longhorns 4 years ago. Progressivism still has it's limits after all in the state of Texas.

I'm always amazed at how quick Deadspin is with this stuff. I live in Houston and we just heard about this an hour ago. I fully expect that in ten years, Timothy Burke will be posting awesome gifs of sports moments that haven't happened yet created by people who have not yet been born.

Sounds like the only college football player who was afraid to come out of the closet was Craig James' kid.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that WTF'd at the Jurassic Park lol.

To make matters even worse for Sam Sr., a Denny's waiter then showed up at his table with a plate of food.