I called the lead planner and engineer for the Sochi Olympics, and really grilled him, but he only answered me in harmonic rhyming couplets.

INCOGNITO: [tries to give BARKLEY old poop-mouth]

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He's got a point about your lack of journalistic integrity. You guys never got Lennay Kekua's side of the story, either.

If Home alone taught us anything is that Americans named Kevin are stone cold killers.

If you're a non-Hebrew speaker named "Kevin," I'm betting you get put on point for every patrol in occupied territory.

You probably want to do some research on Judaism and the Jewish people, you might come up with some fascinating info on that one.

Sure, I've been to places where you shit into a literal hole in the ground. But the Sochi resort infrastructure, including the plumbing, was just built from scratch, and it's supposed to be a world-class resort destination even after the Olympics end.

Gee, I wonder why that building fell. It's not like it's incredibly close to the WTC complex or anything :P

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting…

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

My favorite part is Smith trying so hard not to laugh, while feigning the appropriate levels of concern.

Who pissed in their Cheerios? The multiracial family from the earlier commercial.

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

Cal fan here, and completely agree with you. Home crowd should be punished for not paying attention to the game.

I'm an ASU alum and HATE Arizona, but I wish the refs would have called a technical foul on those dumbass fans. Storming the court/ field remains one of the dumbest things that fans can do.

No one should ever respect you. Cellphone stores are awful places selling horrifically overpriced plans and staffed by the by the nation's most mediocre citizens. Fuck you babyman.

This was obvious from beginning that these two would be in the finals and it's such bullshit. Yes I am butthurt because onion dip which lost to velveta fucking cheese. The person who made the bracket should be fired because it makes no sense and it was strategically planned to have guacamole and salsa to be in the…

There have been so many rumors and pie-in-the-sky dreams about a Los Angeles football stadium that we won't believe it's happening...

He was trying to turn the Tide of the game....