No. Just no.

Why are we handing out DHoF noms to people for being drunk. I get drunk all the time, does that mean I'm HoF eligible?

Why does it look like he doesn't know the words without having the lyrics in front of him?

How about the Animaniacs cameo around 1:30

Oh one guy makes a difference? The Gretzky era Kings, Roenick era Hawks and current (well pretty much every era) Maple Leafs would disagree.

All Roids ballot. Clemens, McGuire, Palmero, and Sosa. It'll be a Congressional zhearing reunion only this time no one will cry or pretend to not speak English

I was angry at you about leaving out buttfumble until I saw this. Well done sir, or should I say señor.

DPJ has no business in the DHoF. He has done nothing but be drunk. This sparked an entire state to LOSE ITS FUCKING MIND. There's no way this shouldn't get your vote if you voted for Papa John Papajohn

Yeah. I live in rural Va. but I'm a Chicagoan born and raised. People rag on my all the time for shit like "bAg" "haht dahg" "dAd" "pop" etc. I came to this conclusion recently: Everyone else can suck my big Midwestern dick. We don't correct them when they clearly mispronounce shit, why would they correct us for being…

Shame on you for not being able to laugh at a grown man who was duped into "dating" a woman he had never seen before let alone met. This alls squarely on T'eo and rather than harass those of us who find humor in the situation you should think about what happened to you that makes you unable to do the same.

I always knew Harbaugh was the villain from Die Another Day

3 words my fried: Piggy. Poop. Balls.

Anyone else wondering what the hell a hockey player is doing living in Hawaii? What could Curt Bennett possibly be doing out there

I think it raises a better question. These guys, for the most part, say that the reason they'd do it again is because they're willing to sacrifice themselves in order to provide better lives for their families. That whole "It's given me a lot of advantages in life" part says it all. Guys are willing to kill themselves…

Wait, how did Al Davis go to heaven, I always assumed he was just the devil in "human" form, that is if you can call Al Davis' form was human.

You're dead on. I'm still amazed at how quickly Haywood turned things around after Shane Montgomery basically steered the ship directly into the rocks. If the football team at Miami is a boat then Treadwell was the captain of the Costa Concordia.

When we won the MAC and that bowl game (happened in the same year actually, it's just the Bowl game was in January because BOWL SEASON) we had a solid coach by the name of Mike Haywood. Haywood took Miami from a one win team in 2009-10 to an 10 win team in in 2010-11, a record turnaround at any NCAA level. Then Pitt…

Hinton, I know you read the comments, and maybe you've been reading mine since you finally dropped my alma matter down to 123, so please, for the love of God, STOP CALLING MIAMI UNIVERSITY "MIAMI-OHIO". Just use fucking parentheses like you're supposed to if you're referring to the state a school is in.

Hey man, don't hate on the semantics. It's all we've got. Clearly our football team is about as useful as Miami alumni (like myself), students, and faculty correcting people on the terminology.

Kent read, Kent write, Kent State