Are you going to offer this guy a job after he gets canned? Are you going to support his family when he's unemployed? Pay for his food bills? His rent? Brave talk about standing up for morals and the "right thing to do", except you don't have to deal with the likely consequences - he, and his family do.

Did you even read this story? They all reported this shit to the right people. It was promptly disappeared.

Have you seen these stories?!: http://deadspin.com/tag/dook
Please explain to me how anything but the Jabari Parker stories are "Duke Worship" THAT'S what that comment is the dumbest fucking comment. Anyone that reads this site knows how you pretty much HAVE to hate Duke to even work at Deadspin. Even the fucking…

Look, yes she probably should have done that. However my guess is that professor also has the common sense to know that if this girl has missed class so many times, and it's clearly b/c of volleyball, that this was a reasonable possibility. I can't imagine this girl never mentioned her extracurricular to Dr. Parvee.…

Kinda impossible to make a prior arrangement for a national championship game, what with the whole playoff structure and all. Besides, this prof. clearly has known all year that this was a possibility. The kid is a goddamn athlete for fucks sake.

Is there a better fictional hockey nickname than "The Dentist"?

Short and sweet, just like his new roommate will be.

Yeah it does. I thought southern Ohio was bad, but Va. is fucking awful

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Watch the sarcasm around these parts. Some of the gamers don't get jokes.

I've seen you around here. Thought I'd leave off the "bigger names" of the commenting section

You clearly didn't get the larger point of the post if you're arguing about whose bottom 5 beats whom. My point about that was that determining the worst teams in the country is more about who's awful and playing below far below expectations. Is an 0-10 team that normally blows really playing worse than an 0-10 team…

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Could be worse. You could be down the road in Oxford where us RedHawk fans are suffering through the worst season in school history.

Two things: 1.) There's no such thing as Miami of Ohio. It's Miami University or Miami (OH) (Or better yet just fucking Miami. The school was around before the state of Florida after all).

I know I argued this last week, but I have to say it again. Miami University is worse than Georgia State. GSU is a first-year FBS program that didn't exist at all not even a decade ago. Yes they've lost to a handful of FCS teams, but they're essentially one themselves. The only reason GSU is even a DI program or in…

It's called shadows. Look it up.

I'm not saying it's not, but one bad loss to an FCS doesn't automatically make you the worse than a winless team unless you are also winless. The Broncos, amazingly, have a win under their belts and have played well against some big-time non-conference teams. Miami hasn't. And if they played an FCS team they'd have…

No still because GSU might as well be a FCS team. The only reason they got to FBS was $$$ not skill. They were 1-10 last year and 3-8 the year before. Also Miami has kids who have talent, they just play like shit.

Soon he'll be a guy serving coffee instead of drinking it.