Trying to figure out how to not chide, yet still undo the nails-on-chalkboard usage error. Maybe I just should have said something like “That tenant of Islam has it rough, but least he doesn’t have to pay interest if his monthly rent check is late.”

Makes sense if Colin were on trial for a crime. Instead he’s trying to get a job throwing a football. As long as he can squeeze his ‘fro into a helmet, it should be fine.

I hate gif comments. The star, well deserved, is for “theocratic Tatooine.”

<whispering gently> it’s “tenet.”

Anyone ever notice that West Coast bird flips usually have less thumb involvement than the eastern variety? Growing up in New England I always used the thumb to hold down the non-middle fingers.

Who is Cory Johnson?? (DT for the Chiefs?)

So naive. The correct answer was walk-off grand slams.

They were trained to submit to oppression. That’s what the NCAA is for.

I was using rolls of nickels. I suspected I was doing it wrong. Thanks for the advice!

Usually this comes out in hte following way. I was watching my kids Little League baseball practice with another dad who told me he wasn’t comfortable with the male coaches, who were a couple. It wasn’t “let’s have a discussion about LGBT issues with a religious person”, it was “here’s a religious person who made a…

I don’t think I could fit more than $200 in my ass.

Is the lack of guaranteed money because the teams want performance incentives or is it just shifting the risk associated with injury from the team to the player?

I was going to disagree with this but then I remembered the reply that Deadspin gave to Trump’s tweet about Manti Te’o.

But Harper has best HPS

Interesting. Then legit contenders have to root for their sorry division rivals to swipe games from the other league.

Putting in my vote here to see basketball players playing ultimate frisbee. Kevin Durant would be awesome.

It’s really cheap to make weight jokes when his policies and personality are so horrid and hateable, but props to manufacturer of that beach chair.

If you win you are patriots. If you lose, you are falcons.

Good idea for a statue: the Patriots’ defeat of Atlanta. Ulysses S. Brady and Martellus Sherman.

I would support keeping a Confederate memorial up as long as we changed the way we display it from “Look at and honor our Confederate heritage” to “Here is some really racist shit. Let’s remember how racist we were and acknowledge that we’re better than that now and that we’re all glad the Union won and slavery was…