UNC was ahead of the curve on this issue, instituting fake classes that students didn’t even have to attend.  Such an iconic and prestigious tradition, that’s why they’re the best.

If I’m a basketball player at Syracuse, I’m skipping driver’s ed if that’s the case.

Wait, wait.... this is the WINNING coach that’s acting like an asshat?? For the guy that gets maybe a couple garbage-time minutes once or twice a year getting a dunk?

“Well, I believe in the soul, the knob, the quim, the swell of a bird’s arse, the curling free kick, bangers and mash, brown ale, that the novels of Jane Austen are self-indulgent poorly-edited bunk. I believe Jack the Ripper never left a note. I believe their ought to be an Act of Parliament outlawing Omniturf and…

Analytics have gone too far. 

Recruit: “I’m interested in attending State Tech, but my AAU coach says I’ve got a good shot to go pro. Would it be possible to chat with some of the alumni of this school to discuss how this program prepares athletes for a pro career?”

And to think he was once a little, green slab of clay.

At bottom, it lacks absolutely any moral or ideological underpinning beyond the reactionary protection of moneyed white men—of their station, their wealth and power, and their egos.

Kickoffs should be eliminated from along with the rest of football.

Jon Lester can’t toss a baseball 60 feet, from the pitcher’s mound to first base, without one-hopping it,

Funny how kneeling during the anthem disrespects the vets, but denying them health benefits is A-OK.

If only there were some factual, quantifiable way to determine that Jones’ policy is both horridly racist and dipshit dumb. But that method doesn’t exi-

Should have been ejected earlier for being a grown man who brings a glove to a ballgame.  

I think you mean “Wondreteen”

Travel for one, although I do not know how long it takes to fly to San Juan from America.

Maybe there’s something I am overlooking

Here is what is actually happening - LeBron is NOT going to the Lakers. The Lakers are coming to HIM. What does this mean? TOTAL FRANCHISE SWAP. Cleveland is on a lake. L.A. is not. Therefore the Cavaliers will move to L.A. and become the L.A. Cavaliers. The Lakers will move to Cleveland and become the Cleveland…

These Prima Donna coaches only put in any effort when they are in a contract year.

Just once I want to see a coach/manager who says “Actually my family and I rather dislike each other and this job with its busy work schedule gives us opportunities to avoid each other and our unrelenting contempt.”

How can France be a fraud? Just last week they came back to earn a draw against the United States, who last time I checked is still undefeated in this tournament.