Springier would have made that catch. 

Negative batman. The worst thing that you can say about the Yankees is that they functionally created the disparate landscape of haves and have-nots across MLB that meant that they could maintain their iron-clad grip on success, and moreover that they are the active leaders in making sure that this landscape will…

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

I don’t think I’ll ever NOT star a relevant Far Side. 

DJ at Tampa strip club at 4:50pm on a Tuesday: [fires up Def Leppard, “Rocket”]

♫ I heard Mister Young sing about her-
I heard ol’ Neil put her down-
I hope Neil Young will remember,
Neither UMaine nor Temple have indicated a desire to follow through with a makeup match, and both teams have not counted this in their respective season results. ♫

I have no problem with Belichick doing his whole “act” when it comes to questions about football strategy, game preparation, etc. But the issue around Antonio Brown is not about football, it’s one that raises questions about how seriously the team takes accusations of violent, sociopathic behavior by players.…

Do the Fire still have Schweinsteiger?

If you are that concerned with safety, don’t have fireworks or football at all.

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

“Know anything about why the Sox couldn’t wait until the end of the season? Drop a line.”

He’s still my optometrist though I got lazik so I don’t see him much anymore.

fundamentally the problem is fans who can’t accept that sports aren’t actually that important, the rules don’t have to be incredibly specific because the nfl fucking sucks and its awfulness should stay in its lane and an occasional bad call is within an acceptable margin of error. you can talk about the difference of…

Make it Supertrampico and you’ve got your self a winner. It’s only logical.

CAN’T PARALYZE HEART

“We’ve got 89 guys busting their tails.”

“but merely encouraged so players could “demonstrate their appreciation to the RCAF”

“Uh, yeah, let me talk to Jerry and Bob about that,” appears to be a common refrain for Goodell: