@bornonbord: Did you also turn off the "C'mon, you know you want to." response setting?

@bornonbord: Indeed. I've watched the first season +7 times.

@A.Jaswal: "Sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

@thegremblin: That's not a bug. It's a feature.

@Lassus: "iPhone, turn Xbox on."

@Grindhouse Murders: Most phones, even dumbphones have speaker independent voice recognition.

@Applerain: Are you saying Blind people don't have a sense of humor? That's racist!

@gemcosta: iPhone response: "There are no reception issues. Stay tuned."

@Complexified: But where's the alt text?!?!

@NuevoLeon: Sounds like the brother in law was the one that should've been put down.

@Michai: And thank our Alien Creators for that.

I though this was an XKCD comic. I am disappoint.

@SethThresher: It would actually havve been cool this guy's reception issues were fixed right after he received the email.

@PhineasJW: "These are not the bars you're looking for."

Yeah, HE doesn't have receptions issues with his tailor made iPhone.

@Future Retro: Yes, he can. He performed it 1.7 million times in 3 days.

@brianoleaga: "What would you do for a Moto Charm?"

It's the Palm Pixi's fat cousin!

Actually, that's only phase 1. During phase 2, they're gonna install a trapeze and a tight rope!

@Bramsey89: This is so MORE people jump off the buildings. They'll have fun and increase morale! They're evil!