@EnemaBagJones: I've always wanted him to start shooting stingers out of that bangle. Too bad butterflies don't have stingers.

@Kaiser-Machead: Mm! This beaver tastes like bear!

@James Marino: Wow. He looks so sad. What did he do to get a time out?

@Benguin: I always wondered what he was always smiling about.

@Nürburgring: I guess that is in line with the iPhone's camera not being able to recognize black people.

@adam-m: "Xbox, Pablov Andrevic, sir."

@KingKorg: But two lungs ARE required...

@vsound: This freaking cup is full of upsets! It's unbelievable!

@robpe36:

@armendni: Chipotle can do that to you. You have to be conscious of Chipotle. Respect the chile.

@Nitesh Singh: Then he said: "Stop hogging the emptiness!"

@Sirobin: It's those eyes. They seems to follow you... (o_o ) ... ( o_o)

@Manly McBeeferton: Well played, sir. Well played. *claps slowly*

@Zool HD: Kids, Kids, It's all about personal preferences. I too would rather buy a $20 Sansa Clip, which I believe is the best sounding $20 PMP, if it sounded like a Zune.

@PierceTheVin: Careful! That's how "To catch a Predator" always starts!

@gebinsk: @OCEntertainment: FIX IT!

@Ravennl: If an AT&T server crashes, and you can't preorder your iPhone, does it still make a sound?

@scottlandk: Man, you take the cake. Best. Just Desserts. Ever.

Why didn't you use the "eff you see 'kay" word?