You can imagine extra eyes in the back, but eye holes in a helmet are just inconceivable? Go schmuck yourself.

Lebron James is 31 years old and has three NBA titles. When Michael Jordan was 31, he also had three NBA titles...

Extra innings become super mega bonus extra innings. Here’s how it works.

Sigh.

Two years seems excessive for someone who’s outlived her average countryman’s life expectancy.

One time I was at my sister’s soccer game and a mom just kept yelling “Congregate!” which was just confusing the kids and annoying to everyone else. Eventually my whole family started shouting nonsense that ended in -ate (my crowning achievement was “Interest rate!”) in response and the lady left in a huff.

cool. There’s a Borges short story, Funes the Memorious. I have a terrible memory, but that story has always stuck with me. Funes remembers everything he’s ever experienced, and he is a mess.

Cheaper? Yes. Better? Almost definitely. But there’s no fucking way popcorn is easier in a frying pan than in a microwave. Can a frying pan make the exact same quality popcorn in the exact same 2 minutes 30 seconds every time and with zero clean-up afterwards?

Was Corgan working at the Italian Beef Stand?

Funny story kind of related to the title question. I went to Ohio State from 2008 through 2012. 2012, my senior year, I had one more bullshit science related general education credit I needed to fulfill. I took some Introduction to Geology course that had a reputation for being a class taken frequently by athletes,…

I got my hair cut the other week and some Bill Lumbergh looking motherfucker was on his LAPTOP the entire time he got his haircut. He was seated next to me, hair cape on, laptop on his legs, just happy as could be. I glanced over to see how much hair was getting on his computer and I see he’s on Facebook. That was…

How is it possible for me to simultaneously be completely sick of this whole fiasco and also root for it to continue forever? These are annoying/amazing times we live in.

It’s better from top to bottom than any league though.

I don’t understand how Stephen A is still employed. He’s a guy I look at and think, what am I doing wrong in my life that he has a way more successful career than me so far. Does he really get ratings? Do people really value his opinion? I honestly don’t get it.

Especially given that actual science shows no one probably cheated.

You probably won’t see this because I’m just a lowly pleeb stuck in the grays, but get a orange peeler from pampered chef. Way overpriced for a simple piece of plastic, but it makes peeling oranges about 400% easier.

Do we know the bias we get from Gawker?

I think it’s because the 80s were the last mostly-analog decade and the last time we (in the US, anyway) believed we faced an existential threat to our existence, and as such the decade remains the last cultural touchstone to the real and authentic.

After not stepping on your dick, to be judged to have not stepped on your dick you must complete a football move after not having stepped on your dick, or having gone to the ground, go to the ground without having stepped on your dick for an undeclared period of time to be determined by the head dick stepping linesman…

It would be sold pretty exclusively as a “thing to do” for visitors in Vegas, essentially. Sell out the luxury boxes to all the casinos and then a new crowd of midwestern dudes having their bachelor parties every weekend!