I imagine that when Drew tried to publish the first article the Microsoft paper clip popped up and asked “I see you’re ripping the Cardinals a new one. Are you sure you don’t want to start with the Browns?”

Fred’s Rectal Bullseye

Apparently you never bought your first real six string.

That’s a good Funbag question: what’s in your snack drawer at work?  I have bubble gum, tootsie pops and Dove chocolates.

We have all 18 of those (I’m just assuming on 17, as I haven’t specifically encountered it) in the town we live in now. It’s been an adjustment.

I’m glad to know I’m not the only one with a snack drawer at work.

He’s still Johnny Cougar to me.

Small town adult stores are the best. Especially if they are cruisy.

I am an escapee from a village with pop. 350. I was already formulating my ‘you city people don’t know’ response. But then I read and nodded in agreement with 90% of it. You win this round, Magary.

Honorable mention to small town dive bars.

“My guess is that any 3rd-rate high school coach could win with that team.”

The Warriors went 24-0 with Luke Walton filling in for Kerr, and also went 12-0 in the playoffs with Mike Brown filling in. Kerr may be a good coach, but those numbers are pretty damning imo.

Right. I’m from the west and loose dogs was a part of it all. Now I’m in Maine and if your dog isn’t on a leash you’ll get the same looks you’d get perving on some middle schoolers.

I showed up here today just to get my fill of the sweet, sweet Magary tears. Delicious.

Hi, I read a lot of Deadspin stuff. I’ve had to endure a lot of sour puss New York trash people complain about Boston, the Patriots (and plenty of other people and things). I don’t really care, because most of it is funny and in good jest. But god damn I love the hate seething from your trash pile of a city and…

The best version of NYC is always the one you moved into. So yea, you would probably say Manhattan sucks.

People complain about Stephen A, Cowherd and Skip Bayless but Mike and Mike is the worst sports radio/tv show ever created. I have no idea how anyone can listen/watch that.

Those are precisely the kind of lunatic attributions to Trump that make me take out my popcorn in hopes of his victory.

LOL...Google and Facebook do all sorts of questionable shit in support of Hillary and the tech media is mum. One of the few tech billionaires is discovered to be a Trump supporter. OH THE HORROR!

And you should because Tom Brady would totally get your back if he heard someone disparage you. Belichick would take the offending party straight to Fist City.

I’m a Pats fan, and I look forward to this article every year. It’s hilarious, shows more of Drew than he realizes, and is pretty accurate in some regards.