The Bills are the symbol of upstate New York, mill town, shell-of-a-life existence, the kind Frederick Exley writes about in A Fan’s Notes. Troy? Rochester? Oneonta? Canandaigua? They are you (us).

This sounds kind of defeatist, like, oh well, nothing can be done! How about some systematic analysis? Answer: the political consequences of that (Democratic-run city, labor union straitjacket) is verboten.

He pounded his head into the ice for 25 seconds while looking around for the ref, then kept going til the guy managed to get up and throw one punch, which was called “offsetting minors.”

I was getting quietly drunk at a bar and looked up to see this: the loop doesn’t show the real awfulness. He keeps looking up to see if the ref behind him has called a penalty. He loses muscle momentum and just absent-mindedly POUNDS A HUMAN BEING’S HEAD INTO THE ICE. FOR 25 SECONDS.

I know - it sounds like how he talks.

“normal every day guys”

Wow, this is funny. It reminds me of something I once read about the male porn star TT Boy: he’s just a life support system for a penis. Brady seems like just a life support system for a QB.

Because this site must imbue everything with politics in order to feel relevant.

I’m happy. Excellence is always something to admire. Curious that the political reductions being highlighted here were never discussed in the last 8 years. As a left-wing sports site, you need to make hay once in a while.

I remember when a Deadspin staffer went on Only a Game and got into a shouting match with the other guest and the host had to yell at them to stop.

“Hands Up Don’t Shoot” and “Your premiums will not go up” and “The Church of President George H.W. Bush” and “Hillary is not the first birther” and “Obama tried to close Gitmo and end wars” are all liberal-started fake news, though.

Man ain’t that the truth.

In April 2001 I was at a book reading David Sedaris gave in Portland, Maine. A woman asked a perfectly innocuous question but he apparently found it annoying and ORDERED HER THROWN OUT OF THE 1,000 PERSON AUDITORIUM. It was shocking. Fuck David Sedaris.

On Veterans Day 2004 I went to see What the Bleep Do We Know at the AMC 25 theater in Times square. At the concession stand I noticed a heavyset white man dressed in a jean shirt and jeans. “Wow, you never see guys like this in Manhattan,” I thought.

Maoist youth...

I’m from Northern Maine. Collins is from a very small town and is playing the sides; when Hillary looked like a winner she angled there. Now that the entire upstate voted for Trump, she is trying not to sound so partisan.

Did you get a boner typing that? Because your exaggerations remind me of my youth when I wrote similar things and was proven wrong.

Doesn’t sound a thing like him, Brady’s voice is higher/more strident/less husky.

Pineapple has, uh, benefits for women who are going to perform a certain sex act for men.

Kind of looked lime a, Merica, fuck yeah gesture to me. Can't a black guy raise his hand without being called a black power fan?