Counterpoint : this would be an ideal party for a surprise paintball raid.

this fuckin guy

[or Oscar]

The African Americans who’ve won Oscars, and the role they played.

Hattie McDaniel - a slave

The part where he asked his mom what inconsistent meant, and her not knowing slayed me. You could see he was struggling and she also had a limited education who was just doing her best to trust the system. They were being manipulated by people far more sophisticated who clearly saw that whole family as a garbage.

Oh god and when they asked him about losing weight because they were trying to pin him with a guilty conscience and it was because kids had been mean to him at school and his girlfriend broke up with him. His face just looked so heartbroken. Ugh man, I don't think and hope I never do forget this kid.

Changing it after the fact is better than not changing it after the fact.

...except your children might be genetically predisposed to confuse “you’re” and “your.”

Dairy Queen is gross. I don’t think there is any dairy left in their ice cream. Gwen, sister, you can like a guy without losing yourself. I think most guys would prefer you not try to become their female equivalent. Plus, trust me on this, it leads to less retrospective cringing if things don’t work out.

OMG LIKE I COULDNT LOVE JK ANY MORE AND SHE DOES THAT. I haven't had a reaction like that to a tweet...ever.

I feel you.

I don’t know what I am doing tonight but I know what I WISH I was doing, if you feel me. Hot damn

Someone get me to a hospital; my ovaries have burst.

Yeah, Gwen’s gone full Blake. I bet when she was with Gavin it was all Bangers and Mash and Figgy puddings.

We all know what a giant rock means. Norway is trying to mount Finland.

It’ll just end up in the basement next to the dehumidifier.

How does it work? You cut out a bowl shape in the top of the wheel, add pasta or risotto, let it get all gooey and melty, eat it up, then what? Wipe out the remains, let the cheese dry and...save it for the next meal? Does the wheel just sit out on the counter or do you store it in Yolanda Foster’s former fridge til…

I'm concerned about your period abuse.

Did your space bar go on strike?