I keep telling myself, “If you trade your GTI in for this you will probably lose your licence.”

There are days that having fireworks shooting out the front of my car at other drivers would be totally appropriate...

I definitely drive slower.

Just picked up my ‘16 GTI Wednesday. After three days with that car you couldn't give me anything American for free. And I say that as a Chevy truck owner. I'll never own another American car.

All in, we’d be spending $31,740 for our plaid-seated hot hatch.