haikuwarrior
Heathcliff
haikuwarrior

The people in the cellar look like Hilary and Joe Biden from behind. Good one.

You joke but I’m beginning to think this might be the only way to save the planet.

THE DNC SUGGESTS WHITE LIBERALS LOCK THEIR PARENTS IN THE BASEMENT ON ELECTION NIGHT IN ORDER TO SECURE A 2020 WIN.

He also used Taylor Swift as an example of people Midler should have gone after, but he jumped all over Swift earlier this week despite Swift openly advocating for Democrats. So ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Right, like she didn’t say “Beyonce tell your fans to vote”, if anything this is a call out to her fans and not Beyonce directly.

Ya’ll don’t think you might be overreacting a bit to an old white woman marveling at Beyonce’s follower count and wondering “What if?”.

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Back when MSN Messenger was a thing, they had an emoji (I think this was before emojis were even called that... that’s how long ago this was) that was a face with big bug eyes but an otherwise neutral expression, used to convey the kind of shock you have when you find out the boss you were just badmouthing donates

J! E! T! S!

I didn’t even know who Pete Davison was at the time but you can bet your ass I started paying attention to him after that. His bit was fucking hilarious.

Fair enough. I’ll give you the rabbit hole of:

Agreed up until your last point.  The View is reality TV for people who think they're too classy for the Real Housewives.

Right, but that was simply the right wing fake outrage machine taking advantage of a moment where the focal point just happened to be a veteran. It was basically gift-wrapped for them.

Remember when people were shitting all over Pete Davidson for making fun of this dude on SNL? The hand-wringing was gross at best. 

What’s sad is the GOP and Fox News are really trying to make him an “AOC” of the right.

Bernie has pushed the conversation left and forced those who take the money of rich donors over the concerns and hopes of the people defend their actions. That is the gold standard. We need sweeping progressive reform and we needed it decades ago. The “slow rollout” of change hinted at by the centrists is long past

Let’s ask him about his thing for fucking children, tho.

What’s with the eye-patch in the top photo? It looks like it’s just scribbled over a photo in MS Paint.

“As Crenshaw notes, the interaction was clearly set up to be on video.”

I smell a rat.