haikuwarrior
Heathcliff
haikuwarrior

Meh. I mean I’m not disagreeing with your main point that sometimes it feels like this site just wants to hate everything for the sake of clicks, but they’re not wrong here. Sure, it was better than 90% of what’s on TV, but that’s like saying that getting my arm chopped off with a sharp, clean knife is far better than

“Serious adult stuff” come on man, it was Sorkin at his most detached and elitist, and I watched ALL of Studio 60 during a depressive episode.  And he doesn’t even have the excuse of “sorry if this script is weird I wrote it while mixing crack and shrooms”.

It was a mediocre show that tried to be important, which I think is why it got as much hate. As opposed to something like Ballers, which is mediocre and seems completely aware of this fact.

And cocaine. Don’t forget all the cocaine he did. 

The worst part of the Newsroom was Aaron Sorkin trying to get people to believe Olivia Munn could act. He’s done three things of note. The American President, it’s follow up West Wing and Sports Night. That is all.

I went to North Haverbrook and was told there ain’t no monorail and there never was.

Dude, monorails put Brockway, Ogdenville, AND North Haverbrook on the map.

Same, I got it in like 91. BH 90210 was still in first run, I didn’t even have that. 

got it right out of college (future wife who was the carrier but never got the symptoms. Damn her!). I lost 15 pounds over 2 weeks, used up all half of my vacation time after I had exhausted my sick time, just stayed on the couch in our living room all day. I’m not sure what was worse, the sore throat which felt like

The Jets play the Browns on Monday night, and then the Patriots, Eagles, Cowboys, and Patriots again. So while Darnold will be at home [..] the Jets will be busy going 0-6.

So while Darnold will be at home playing Minecraft and yelling at his mom because he doesn’t want to eat tomato soup for lunch again

I hear alkaline water prevents it from happening 

Man, we’ve really got to figure out a way to give Tom Brady’s kids mono. 

Man, the hits just keep coming for the Jets. On the bright side, Darnold hadn’t exactly been super-impressive and who knows if their backup QB can n- Jesus Christ, it’s Trevor Siemean? This is going to be a rough stretch for the team.

So to summarize: Best WR Quincy injures neck on his one catch,Starting QB gets mono, AND, Head coach will probably OD on smelling salts and coffee by the end of the week.

“...Ivana said he didn’t show any interest in them until they became adults.”

Tiffany was the “she trapped me” baby - I think they married after she was born. I remember reading an interview where 45 said he told Marla “You’re pregnant? What are we going to do?” and Marla said “keep the baby, duh,” and 45 was like “ ... Oh.”

Yep. If Donald ever had anything close to a real marriage it was with Ivanka. Tiffany and Barron were Donald’s concessions in the prostitution contracts otherwise known as his second third and third marriages

I think he sees Tiffany as Marla’s daughter and Barron as Melania’s son. The only children he seems to really regard as his own are the ones with Ivana.