[Extremely Steve Miller Voice]♫ Some people callllll him prisoner number 456-895 ♫

Seconded.  ISIS/ISIL/Daesh was generally formed from the remnants of al Qaeda in Iraq around 2010 or so.  (It’s somewhat nebulous, but they weren’t around as a group in 1998 or 2001.)

“Isis”—the acronym used by the notorious extremist terrorist organization that claimed responsibility for the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks on New York City’s World Trade Center.

So the minimum wage staffer misheard or misspelled his name on a coffee cup and he cries discrimination even after they try to apologize? I have a name that can sound like other words and can’t keep track of the number of times I’ve seen bizarre spellings or other names/words used by mistake.

Drugs, accidents, and suicide.

I was expecting to find out it was Hillary.

These are the same people who grumble about the Rooney Rule because it hinders their ability to hire the best-qualified candidate.

Who is Kellen Moore? According to Dallas Cowboys bloggers that I’ve been reading: apparently the greatest young offensive mind the NFL has ever seen.

Fun fact: Kellen Clemens entered the league 6 years before Kellen Moore. They both retired in 2017.

Garrett has been the head coach for years and STILL the best of his football career was holding a clipboard for Aikman and *checks notes* Rodney Peete. JJ loves making third string QBs coaches.

He’s that Kellen Moore? I just assumed there was no way that it was the same one. The third-stringer who they picked up when he was cut by the Lions (the Lions).

I honestly think it is silly that people are giving Luck shit but I think Romo’s case was a bit different. Romo deteriorated over the course of several seasons and then Dak came in and went 13-3 which kind of put the writing on the wall. I think the timing is what everyone freaked out about with Luck especially since…

Romo got injured and then his backup played so well Romo never got his job back. The Luck situation is completely different. 

At least he has the wherewithal to recognize and admit it.

It also isn’t a genuine act of contrition. It’s that thing that assholes do where they state “I’m an asshole” so that the next time they act like one, a part of your brain says “Well, I shouldn’t get too upset. He did say he was an asshole.” As if that’s an excuse. 

I have a cousin who is like this, in solid New England territory but was an adult well before they were good. He also had the mullet and numerous Taz/Big Dogs shirts. I think most of those phases have passed, except the Cowboy affliction 

Jason Witten made me yearn for Booger MacFarland to swap places only so that Booger’s goofy-ass chair could malfunction and launch him into the night sky of Tampa or Pittsburgh.

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

Remember when Tony Romo retired and everyone was like, “LOL, bout time, mush brain.” Then he became an announcer was was actually enjoyable, interesting and insightful?
Jason Witten is bizzaro Tony Romo.

HI Deadspin.