No, that’s literally what he says in the movie: “We have a pro football team now, but they’re in Nashville?”
Heathcliff
haikuwarrior
“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”
Dallas is the kind of place that roots for Goliath over David.
Don’t forget that one submission that named Neil O’Donnell and Terry Collins as highlights of Titan fandom.
Your Quarterback: Shane Falco, who yipped his way out of starting for Ohio State and into retirement in one fucking game. Even Matt Schaub couldn’t believe it. Discount Gene Hackman brought Falco in from scraping Potomac barnacles off of boats. You can’t make this shit up. He got into an argument with Alex Guerrero…
Jeff Fisher remains the most exciting coach in Titans history by virtue of not being named Mike.
It comes and goes. Just like Brandy’s Tinder matches.
No way anyone would believe that stupid name.
“But they’re in Nashville?”
And like Dallas, Brandy’s not gonna get a ring any time soon.
i believe she spells it ‘b r a n d i’.
<finishes another fall/winter of life, alone, capped off by watching every minute of a 9-7 season>
He should do another made up team like the “Houston Texans” next.
“Hey, I wish there was a city that had Dallas’s urban planning, but also drunken bachelorettes!”
I’ll be honest, for a moment there, when Jeff Fisher’s name popped up, I had to stop for a second and thought to myself, “wait, Jeff Fisher *isn’t* still the coach of the Titans?”
He was also upset that it went to Nashville instead of Memphis so maybe he just stayed a fan of whatever team he was a fan of before.
Drew, this was hysterical. To go to all the trouble of writing a WYTS for a team that’s not real is simply genius.
Well, at least no one’s dad died watching the Titans lose!
In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”
The most damning thing I can think of about the Titans is that, on any Sporcle quiz in which you need to identify NFL teams, the Titans are always the least-guessed.