finding turtle soup / isn't that difficult in / south jersey diners

you want funny, kid? / use words that start with a 'k' / kumquat…k-mart…hah! ,

didn't uhura / reveal those sun worshipers / were *son* worshipers?

completely agree / but you know how it is, roc / with these endless things

JAAAAAAAAMES

oooh…apple iic… / fancy lower case letters…. / colors…feh. (dusts plus)

that haiku's a lie /
but it isn't a haiku /
wrong! it is haiku

i am relieved that /
he ran out of steam before /
national anthem

mr. barsanti
can you point on this juice glass
where oj hurt you?

flash bazbo wants
moo goo gai pan without pans
and also some pans

does george burns play god?
i know he's dead…he comes back!
and does a card trick!

Rabin suggests an alternate universe where children dressed up as and idolized the characters from Atlas Shrugged. I actually experienced a small piece of that universe.

perhaps they're going
for a homage to bewitched
looks like her intro

Reminds me of the cut scene where Doc Brown was going to shrink Marty down to a smaller size to make the relative speed less demanding for 19th Century tech by reducing each of his cells to exactly 1/40th the size. So Marty says, "Doc, that's amazing! What do you call that device?" And his mentor proudly said,…

mazikeen in it?
show would lose face without her
i know, hurr hurr hurr….

podmass is worthless
if daly's neglected here
who else covers 'casts?

licorice…mmmm…if
there's one thing i'm a sucker
for, it's licorice!

my favorite is
the purple rose of cairo;
picked real world, got it

there's brisco county,
heading for a little town
they call hiatus

sure ira's had lots
of good tales that wouldn't fit
tal's hour.