I hope it won’t be as disappointing as The Phantom Pain.

Wow that’s a lot of words used to project opinions and feelings upon me that I do not have. I, personally, want a cabinet made of the best possible people. I’m not saying this in a coded way, I’m not implying sexism or racism, I’m saying that I want a cabinet made up of the best possible people.

As a white American male over 40, I accept that everybody not a white American male over 40 in this brave, new, social justice world hates me for my demographics, even if they don't know me personally. So I just make everything simple and preemptively hate all y'all back, regardless of race, creed, color or dress size.

Instead of Muslims, we should check at the border if people are NFL fans.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

Didn’t realize that my current shit worth is zero or in the negative, and that canned haggis, global thermonuclear war, and daylight saving time are all better ideas than “Ask a Lawyer.” Thanks for this moment of self-realization. Going up to the cabin for few weeks to fix this for you.

It’s almost like you didn’t read the disclaimer at the bottom of the column.

He hits her back wheel. Also it was like one second between fuck you and pavement. How much swifter do you want?

He says hey ladies and the girl in front, I believe, says fuck you. I still hate the kid, but that's swift justice.

The PS4 has gotten discounted to $350 regularly for over a year, so be sure to wait for a deal on this new base price if you’re looking to buy.

Totally. Just the other day I saw a gun load itself and then run out into the street shooting at people. Those evil guns!

I agree on the ease of gun purchases. Take one solution though, longer wait times. How does that prevent this tragedy? I am not sure it does anything other than delay it. He had no criminal record if I understand correctly. HIPPA prevents, rightfully, any reporting to authorities about mental illness unless there is a…

guns and men are the problem, we need to get rid of them

No. Because you drive a Prius.

So they would get fake hurt?

I would love to debate Sanders:

I beg your pardon.

They should wait until the car is parked and then...Clampett.

I demand a recount. Exhibit A:

Stop watching. It’s liberating. The game time is mostly filled with inaction and penalties anyway.