You know how terriers & poodles & the like get that brownish stained fur around their mouths from like, drool and dog food? This is what it looks like after the dog stains have been shampooed by the groomer. So I assume that means his hair is made of dog food, drool, and bleach.

Wait...what comeback?

My asshole bully coworker who made casual rape jokes to my interns, and abortion jokes to me, ran me out and then ended up running our company!!!! HOOORAYYYYY!!!

I agree. I don’t think I will ever, ever forgive our society for this election. It has permanently biased me against people I know voted for him. I know I will carry this for the rest of my life. There is simply no moral argument for voting for Trump. Literally no circumstances in life give you a valid reason. None.…

Thank you. I work in an extremely successful midsize tech company that is pretty fing white and male (I’m a woman). Our main “it’s a pipeline problem” manager is OBSESSED with hiring people with master’s degrees in CS from ivy league schools. For every role! Not just engineering, but product and design too.

Wow. I thought mine was bad. At the meeting where we usually find out the night & location, we were told that this year’s Holiday party would be in late January because “it’s too much work and things are cheaper in January.” I am apparently the only one who is pissed. Normally I don’t care about office parties and…

Yeah fuck a weekend party. I really like my coworkers and I would NOT go. Fridays are borderline. ALWAYS Thursdays, with the unspoken understanding that Friday is a wasted day of hangovers and story re-hashing, possibly with a long lunch of hair of the dog.

I just “yes, and” them.

I hear you. I felt INSANE during the primary because I feel more progressive in practice and life than almost all of my Bernie friends are. I was like, wow you care about who runs our government NOW? You care about banks and taxation and inequality NOW? Where did this come from?? I mean it’s great and all, but I was…

Yes. Similarly, It was immensely difficult during the later Bush years to resist pointing out to family in the midwest that 9/11 happened in my city, not theirs.

Yes. Thanks for putting that into words.

I think it’s much more anti-Hillary than pro Trump for white middle class non-evangelical christan people, with a firm backfill of some crazy mental acrobatics of rationalization about Trump as an afterthought.

Hell that sounds great. I made around 21k (less!) when I graduated in 2006, in NYC, which is after it got expensive!

That was the moment he lost my vote. And respect.

Retirees worrying about NAFTA?!