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+10 for “T-Rex Liniment”

See also the article about the Bronx Strong woman who caught the man who attempted to steal her car when she parked to pick up her kids from school.

Wank off, GenS. I’m from the Bronx, too, and you really don’t want to fuck with me. 

Cardi is a generous spirit, and she was only trying to help T-Rex Liniment understand the situation.

Tampon LeStrange only has one argument “you’re a dumb liberal!” Cardi was showing empathy, pointing out hypocrisy and an offer for her to try it!

Cardi B is another badass woman from the Bronx (see also Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez). Trust me, women from/in the Bronx do not play. 

I love how some white person on ONTD was like, “wtf does dog walk mean” and someone immediately responded with this

“But the only reason to mention Roswell is to play the “it’s aliens!!!” lazy story.”

I keep on forgetting that I’m a Gizmodo commenter who lives in southern New Mexico and that the other people making comments are just, you know, making up stuff because they don’t know any better. And of course it doesn’t help that Gizmodo’s reporting is ... well, let’s just look at one phrase from the first article

“Death toll? It’s made up by the Dems! Now, if you’ll excuse me....

And for $5 more you can buy a little apple logo decal to stick on there if you absolutely have to have it!

Or for the same $100 MSRP (often less at retail) you can get a way better mouse like the Logitech MX Master 2S.

The Scorpion King approves!

USB storage, lol. I’m ancient, so I can actually remember back into the mists of time, when “smart” phones used to include this incredible technology called microSD card readers. They were totes internal, and provided an instantaneous and ultra convenient way of cheaply augmenting your device’s storage by another

Sundowning symptoms are not limited to but may include:

That scene in which Chewie is about to eat a roasted Porg nearly brought me to tears. I fully get that it was played for laughs, but the implication that the Porgs were intelligent enough to recognize one of their own and to feel sorrow that s/he was about to be eaten ...

Porg x-mas special now in production....is all i could think when they were on screen

Now playing

This is one of the tests they do on Forged in Fire to see if a knife is strong enough. They use real bullets though not pellets.

I was really hoping for a brake check. Not leaving disappointed.

Ukrainian truck drivers ain’t got no time for that.