Buncha fucking dumb Karens.  Probably hoarding toilet paper, too.

“I think people who say “it’s just the flu,” have never actually had the flu before.

I just mentally punched your co worker in the face 

Then because everyone reacts so that the worst case scenario doesn’t happen everyone will come back later and say it was an over reaction, it wasn’t that bad. Well yes it wasn’t that bad because we took measures, if we hadn’t then we would have had the worst case scenario.

I love the how the whole of this specific type of jackass only starts with the sympathy and understanding......after being personally affected by it.

Am I the only person who actually likes living with their spouse? This would make me super sad.

“Fuck.”

I think you need to add Pedro Pascal's The Mandalorian to the cast. Don't worry, the script won't need to be expanded much.

So when are we getting a buddy cop movie of Henry Cavill’s Geralt and Tom Hardy’s Mad Max? The script is only going to have about 2 pages of dialogue.

Ex Sex

Noice

“I will, however, happily drop $2 or $3 on a plastic bottle with a glowing lightsaber on the label.”

And this, right here, is why the Earth’s inhabitants are effed.

Do you think he’ll meet Harold and Kumar there?

Maybe the White Savior goes to the White Castle. Sliders for the oppressed natives. 

3-D stereophonic 12K VR headsets, plus cutting-edge ProctoProbe™ technology that makes you feel like you’re inside the action — and the action is inside you.

He’s going to take it off and it won’t be Pedro Pascal at all. Mark my words.

• Why doesn’t the Mandalorian like droids?

I made mine by hand. And thought why isn’t there a machine that can do this? Atleast making the machine to “print Perler beads” is a hobby as well. 

The actual phrase being repeated is “Nick Fury controls my summer vacation”
lolol
Edit: My Japanese speaking wife now informs me the more accurate translation is “My summer vacation is controlled by Nick Fury”

I propose that all marathons be slightly lengthened to 28.06 miles and from here on called Opportunities.

I think they look pretty impressive. These big builds tend to be all designed by computer which seems to take a bit of the skill out of it, back in my day they used to do it all by hand in the snow up hill both ways and still have change for a bag of chips.