I am sorry I became the big bad Pissboy. I am now the Swimmin’ Prince and the big bad Pissboy for I have brought my body’s water onto the land in a shameful way. In the water land where I live, one must only smile and relax and allow the piss to flow from within. We live in the piss pools and we die in the piss pools.…

Ileana Lochte: “Honey don’t you think you should make a statement about what occurred in Brazil?”

“The Flaccid Four”