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We say Yo Ho! but we don’t say Ho, cause Ho is disrespectful, yo!

I wish they would just add man-wenches. The truth is pirates are horrible people who exploited everybody.

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God damn it. I need to send this to my husband now. He loves bad covers. His favorite is a Mariah cover

For a sec, I thought it said, “Migos and Joe Biden.” Hey, you never know with Joe...

Sign at SI Head Office:

Look what Donatella can do.

They are missing the real opportunity here A buffet inside a strip club with 2 for 1 shiplap dances is a much better idea

And they have every right to, as “MmmBop” was and remains to this day an excellent pop song.

Q: How does the sea greet the shore?

I like playwrights that *don’t* die...

And here I thought that Shakespeare guy is doing an amazing job and getting recognized more and more.

You must not have heard, but Epcot is home to the best restaurants in the world.

It is most certainly not. Going to NK, where you KNOW you have no rights and have to backdoor into in the first place, and then committing a crime is IN NO WAY the same as being a woman wearing clothing that predators deem suggestive.

Nah. In this country Ryan Lochte drunkenly destroys property abroad and white 20 year olds rape unconscious women and are labeled “kids” while actual children (non-white, of course) are being body-slammed and hand-cuffed by the police for tiny offenses.

Woah. Woah. No it’s not. He was a cocky, over-privileged white kid who got punished significantly more than he deserved. But victim blaming this is not.

White men are “kids” until 40. #boysbeingboys

An American heading into North Korea is taking a risk for no reason. What went through his mind about any level of theft and vandalism in the near perfect realization of a police state is hard to understand.

Or to flip the narrative around:

Character actor: Leslie Jordan