I still have that thousand yard stare from my time in Vietnam, checking up on that t-shirt factory.

Bless Chuck Tingle- this made the debacle worth it:

Jewish people love Easter.

I’m a Kate Bush fanatic, but I prefer Maxwell’s cover too.

I thought meth was the biggest problem facing Kentucky. But I was wrong. It’s frosted lipstick.

Ah the luxury of having never bought an item from Walmart. You obviously have never lived in a small town with poor parents, and the only place for 30 miles is a Walmart. In rural areas, it’s a necessity.

Just another lesson in how capitalist enterprises can never truly be feminist ones. In the war between do right by women/employees and make money, make money always wins. 

BATMAN: Hey, I’m gonna dress up in rubber and beat up people using military grade weapons.

I found the song quite enticing but it is almost as though John Mayer cannot help being inappropriate. It’s like his own personal form of Tourette Syndrome. And I’m not saying that Tourette Syndrome is inappropriate: it is simply that it is hard-wired and autonomic in the way Mayer’s mind is circuited to be…

I still call Schroedinger’s relationship. Only Katie knows if he’s in the box.

When do these people start going to jail?

My dad did this! His work gave him an apple computer, but he is old and doesn’t like adjusting to new technology/interfaces, so he loaded windows OS on it. Then he went around telling everyone that Apple computers are slow and not that great. Ha ha.

I thought the “Mac running Windows” thing was just your fantastic imagination dreaming up horrific things no one would really do. And then I read the link!!!!1111

I can only wish for such arrogance.

Maybe I’m being pedantic here or using the word contextually wrong, but no organism has a purpose. An organism just evolves and fills an ecological niche, and what it does there might benefit or harm other organisms it co-evolved with. But that doesn’t mean that this is the organism’s “purpose”. If…

Only if she hyphenates, the divorces him, keeps the name, repeats the process with Jim Carrey, Frank Gehry, Dave Barry, Vanna White and Townsend Coleman to become Katy Perry-Perry-Carrey-Barry-White-Gehry-Coleman.

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