He totally looked like a college age dude in ‘the night of.’ He has NOT cracked! Sir, no sir!

Riz Ahmed has GOT to be on the short list! He is HMM!! I can totally see him running around with a vest and no shirt...

i feel your pain, brother. I, too, lament the fact that society had failed charles manson. And hitler. Failure all around.

Papa likes...

#notallsmallpenises ;)

He keeps them in case the cops come around!

Terrorist baby?

I hope she’s not saying that she invented the abbreviation “cucu” because it’s been around for a while. There’s even a famous song with it as the title!

Holy shit!! Are those cushions?!!

SOMEBODY PLS PHOTOSHOP TRUMP’S FACE ON IT!!

Because of the way text message inbox is set up I often times ALMOST sent my boss a text that was meant for my boyfriend. Damn these touchscreens! Now I make sure to check twice.

But enough about jezebel.com! What do u think of modcloth?

But ASIAN culture is so CUTE!!!! /s

I. can’t. resist. Liking. His. Voice- Ahh!!

I’M STEALING THIS!!!

It’s not that confidence CAUSES stupidity, it’s good to have confidence if you know you’re shit. it’s the obvious inexperience plus delusions of grandeur plus a position of incredible power equals to WHERE DO YOU FUCKING GET OFF, JARED?

Forgot to link:

If I had the confidence of a jared kushner, I would buy the top of the line Apple computer then replace the software with Windows!!!

“NOT TODAY SATAN. Because Del Rio has more or less taken ownership of that catchphrase (despite the fact that it predates her usage on the show)“