They gave him the worst lighting ever, while the reporter is bathing in mariah-approved artificial sunlight!! THE shade, literally!

Well u better reciprocate, rich. Otherwise it’s kinda racist ;)

You see, jezebel has a wision of love. And it is all that they’ve given to me.

Mr. Rom, If only you could piss in my mouth so I could absorb even a smidge of your greatness. Ty

Somebody needs to show this whiteboyman some real fucking trauma. JEEZUS

But MOM!!!!!!

Caetano veloso

Given that they’re freshly toasted... hmm nyumnyumnyum... srsly, English muffins only function when they’re toasted!

Omg, they all end up working for fusion!! LIKE RAIAIAIN!!!

I wanna think that good old Mario is throwing shade.

Ooh thanks for that. Have you read the short story ‘blood child’ by octavia butler? It kinda sorta deals with the topic (of male pregnancy)

You are right. Tbh, I simply just wanna get pregnant but can’t because of my male reproductive system :/

Actually thought long and hard about this. I believe the reason male pregnancy isn’t a reality right now is because of male supremacy(in science and elsewhere)! If we wanna be more efficient as a star-traveling species, we must blur the division of biological labor!

What was the cat wearing?! How many drinks did she (?) have?!! Huh?! Huh?

In the absence of words, and in the presence of mind altering substance, I think the key concept here is responsiveness and reaction.

I mean, you have to have been held at gunpoint to get ur hair dyed like that. Yeesh.

But who wants to watch 3200 m swim? And 400 butterfly? My arms hurt just thinking about it!

Whole foods store brand is consistently disappointing!! Worse than kroger even!