I didn’t mean that the “lesson/class” itself can lead to negligence, no. But even if your 6 month old could learn how to hold their breath and roll over in a few weeks, they still do not possess “water survival skill.” It’s not a substitute for close adult supervision. Also in the video, the instructor kept mentioning…

This video, while helpful by encouraging swim lessons, is kinda dangerous. They can’t guarantee that infants can learn to drown-proof themselves in a months time! It’s great that some babies can roll on their back (with a special suit!). But still, your babies aren’t real swimmers until they can learn proper spatial…

Hey guys, while you’re in philly you should definitely check out some indonesian food. Its mostly glutten free and sooo good. Just take the broad street subway a few stop south of center city to snyder av, theres a bunch around there. The part of the city is sort of the indonesian capital of the east coast for some…

I knew from the very beginning that de Blaze would disappoint. But gurl, what?! What does her lesbianism and his height have anything... nvmnd.

Yeah, I’m not a soda drinker like that but I always thought the reason to avoid fizzy drinks is all the added sugar/carbs that come with them. Didn’t know that the fizz is no good for you either.

When people “don’t drink soda” do they also not drink seltzer? Or flavored seltzer water? Is carbonation bad for you? (Honest questions)

Drake: Serena, I love you! I always have. I dream about us growing old together; taking our grandkids to disneyworld; holding you tight but not too tight while gazing into the Pacific sunset and pondering eternity, together.

An excuse to play this song:

Look for him weekdays 7-9pm!

:)

How DOES the rain feel on your lips?

Wow.

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For me, those weird features are the appeal! He’s got an upper lip situation, I too have an upper lip situation! He has undereye bags, me too!

It was fate. The thing is, *humble brag alert* I used to work at a grocery store/juice bar where celebs frequent alot and I was nonplussed about it. This was the first and only fanboy moment, and I just could not pass it up!

He’s categorically short (which is ok!). Like five eight. And he smelled neutral, which is the best!

It was dark and wintery night, there behind the glass and amongst the flowers he was... Then suddenly, spring had sprung in mine heart!

Oh btw future stalkers: he frequents the Houston and bowery HO FOODS! YOU’RE WELCOME!

Ok, it has come to this. Guys, I don’t wanna pull this card but....

Also, wait a minute, your mom purchased one? Or was gifted one? By you? (BRB to check the amazon reviews, must be hilarious!)