The walk to the train is so far and it’s not even express!!!

When people say, ‘I live in the ues,’ I always want to clarify, ‘yorkville, or u.e.s?’ ;)

What is her right hand resting on?!

It didn’t make the ‘best new music’ list. (Again, not that I care)

Hello jia, kinda unrelated, how does pitchfork scoring system work? You wrote such beautiful review of laura mvula’s new album but the score was a meh. Why? Not that she needed pitchfork’s recognition but considering they also panned her first album, I cannot help but wonder...

As long as Ewan McGregor doesn’t pop out of nowhere and sing the show tune version of ‘rappers delight’....

(Why don’t you tell us what u really think?)

Ok, that nipple tweak needs context... or not.

It being bad real estate investment

Did you pack your lederhosen and accordion, too? Cause those are a must!

The wooden bead necklaces!!! That’ll really impress ‘the Africans,’ Debra!!!

Would U Tony Robbins?

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

I’d say demi should join kinja!!! Come on demi, join the dark side!

Don’t forget ewan’s peen!!! #neverforget

Machete vs. Battleship

Uh oh. Jezebel playing with fire here; Cuomo will shut down their office now.

Especially the hair part. Can’t. Take. This. Seriously.

Unrelated, how does one summon emojis in a kinja response thread? Magic? Coding?

Im talking BALD. Not buzz cut. Not prickly. BALD. Razor shaved. And/or genetically induced, no follicle shit. Shiny, beaming. SQUEAKY as your fingers skate. OH, HOW IT SQUEAKES!÷!