Roastery, small batch, sulawesi, ya ya ya, can I use your bathroom?

I mean, it isn’t hard. If the show is called ‘carpool dance-off’ on the other hand...

What’s up with shadily maligning truthout.org, huh? Sure that post may be dubious, but most of their reporting is legit. It’s not some kookie farleft truther website. Come on now, be fair.

I was so disappointed too. With that skill and achievement, she deserves better chocolate. Kisses taste like vomit.

Are there references to a certain “silly place” in the lyrics?!! I must know!!!!

Since it’s Obama, it will be targeted killing by drone that will end up bombing a quinceanera party instead

Unfollowed Facebook franz.

Take him out (the not-on-a-date kind)

Franzen falls into this category of friends:

You guys are coming at istin cavalla like a bunch of piranhas!!÷!!!

Ur moma!! Also babies need it

Ashanti’s handful of hits are still more memorable than beyonce’s, so there...

Woops, damn you autocorrect!÷

To you, kara brown, we bow down!!!! That name drop. Is. Priceless!!! I wanted to say that you’re jezebel’s coates, but no fuck that! Coates is the atlantic’s karaoke brown!!!

Psst: u forgot the period after ‘fun.'

I had an ex Co worker who once worked at one of their big stores in manhattan. He said that every time the ceo paid a visit, he and other black and brown workers had to go do chores in the stock room. Gross.

He is throwing CURVES!!! Wooh... the twins ain’t ready for that curve!!! I need a moment

Take me to this church!!!

Sam smith might be the type of guy that typed ‘first!’ On YouTube...