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69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Hey.

Jesus shut the fuck up you annoying twat.

That's what's important here, brah. Your shitty victim complex about your shitty team.

Uh oh, rape jokes & handicapped jokes in one. The bar is set very high. I know anything CAN be funny, but this is going to be a high bar to clear. I think it’s safe to say nobody who has attempted has cleared it yet.

You’d think someone like Magic Johnson would have aides, to help him come up with a better plan than that.

You’d think he’d be more cautious about pursuing people that will be seeing others as well

That or nepotism.

This is a man full of great ideas.

Just before this, Smallwood Tweeted, “to be or not to be? that the question.”

Maybe he is overcompensating for his last name.

Wait until he meets the white guys.

It’s because the Knicks have been a horrible franchise for the last two decades. Not going to change until Dolan is out.

“Two men enter—one man comes!”

I feel like taking off my shoes is a bridge too far.

Whatever room the desktop is in after the wife goes to sleep.

HAHA, that’s what Airbnb is for, you fucking nerds.

Kristen, Christin, Khristin, Qristin, Christyn, Khristin, Kristinn, Kristin, Christen, Krysstin, Kriston....this took me 15 seconds.

I’m assuming every single one of them is named Kristen and not a single one is spelled the same.