Please do not give Kelly Anne Conway any sort of attention. Please.

This is a great profile piece on a player who will literally never even play in a Finals game.

“...his tree-limb arms force James to shoot from a very unfavorable angle, one that he’s not used to.”

An actual woman operating under her own free will is laying her face in Bill Belichicks lap, but I can’t get a text back. What a country.

“I’m gettin’ too old for this ship.”

Black guy here. Rap music is very much responsible for the lack of intellectual progress in black culture. Not so much an opinion as it is an obvious fact.

This is easily the best episode of Girls.

This is a bad take. The NBA literally admitted they cheated to help LeBron beat the Warriors (AGAIN) and yet here you are, with LeBron’s cock in your mouth. Very ESPNesque.

+1 criminally understarred.

I was a 27 year old, Black, Technical Producer at a Fox Radio affiliate in NYC. That gig ended with me telling the PD to fuck himself.

Spit my drink out when I got to the punchline. Bravo, sir.

Man makes money in America, reactions.

Relax, they’re a super team now. Derrick Rose’s corpse said so.

More like Hurricane Breaster.

Their record labels are paying them both to keep this going for as long as people give a shit. This weird thing that’s not even a friendship, really, it’s just like acknowledge each others existence when there are cameras around. She actually can’t stand him. If the body language isn’t obvious enough, there ya go.…

Give him a break. Everybody knows Drake doesn’t write his own lines.

Dude, thank you for this. I don’t understand the backlash, he’s obviously using his voice to speak for those who can’t. When did society become so predatory? Holy shit.

But....why 6 different times?

I just moved from Brooklyn to LA a few months ago, and I just gotta say, YOU STAND IN LINE, NOT ON LINE, HOLY FUCK. Of all of the things wrong with people who live in New York, that is the most annoying. Don’t say it anymore.

You. I like you.