I’d eat it out. Or in, if there was seating. Then, after, I’d have a pastrami sandwich.

Jordan to Paxson, game 6, 93.

You’d be surprised how few people give a shit about baseball.

Kinja clapback. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

You can physically see the writers at Deadspin swan diving off of the Warriors bandwagon.

The point of the comment was to inspire people to be positive by telling my story about why I specifically didn’t care for a person for what amounted to no reason other than I was bitter. An epic fail because, surprise, people are terrible. Few things mean less to me than proving my existence to kinja commenters.…

#WORLDSTAAAAAAR

I actually work in production for a film company you’ve heard of, for a fairly large human rights org, went to High School in Spokane (military parents) & immediately moved/lost contact with everyone there after deleting my facebook, and don’t work in radio anymore, that super bowl was 3 years ago right after I left…

Russell Wilson. Ugh. I went to High School in Spokane, Washington, left, made something of my life in New York City & beyond, and my old friends didn’t. I had to watch Facebook post after Facebook post about how the only positive thing in their lives was a damn football team. Seahawks fans suck so much balls. They are…

No, yeah, I understand that’s what you’re saying. What I’m saying is, Hone in sounds like an actual phrase and Home in does not. Which is likely what the writer intially thought. Which is also very much irrelevant in relation to the article. You’re exhausting. You exhaust me.

“Home in” regardless of Google validation, just doesn’t sound right. “Hone in” although maybe not grammatically correct, just sounds like it’s an actual phrase. Idk. Dwight Howard sucks. Let’s something in on that.

And “he” actually wrote “home in” which idk is a thing.

I’d like to think that somewhere, Stan Van Gundy read this comment & with no emotion on his face, slowly/awkwardly took a swig of diet Pepsi.

Not interested at all in seeing “Hamilton”. Obvi saving my money for Tracy Jordan’s “Jefferson".

Whoa. Not okay to use that term. It’s 2016, we call them Day Walkers now.

“International’s work is revolutionary” is the actual culty-ist thing you could possibly say about someone who takes massive amounts of money from people in exchange for life advice. You. Are. In. A. Cult. It’s okay, I was also in a cult for the first 18 years of my life, and it’s absolutely never too late to leave &…

Idk about that one. Most of my exs are pretty bat shit, yet here I am texting them still.

Dale Ellis

He wouldn’t be wrong.

Drake doesn’t write his own rhymes, but this is still funny. +1