Oh man, screw Mara.

Remember that one jump in Wailing Caverns, where if you didn't make it you had to backtrack a 5 minute walk (more if you didn't clear the mobs) just to try that jump again? There was always someone who would miss it at least twice.

The Buffalo Bills were down 35-3 and came back to win vs. the Oilers....This is like...being down 72-3.

People are allowed to decide who touches them or not.

#notallfeminists

Contrary to popular belief when this point comes up in the wake of such tragedies, most parents aren't Sauron and can't have their All-Seeing Eye on their tykes at all times. These kids go to school, have their own peer groups, and often consume media content separately from their family. Plus, the preteen years are…

Just force yourself to print something small (and in color) every couple weeks. As long as the ink doesn't dry in the nozzles, you'll be fine.

Unless you print enough that the cost of at home color printing vs Kinkos/Office supply store is cheaper, I think color (especially inkjet) is such a waste of money. Having a really good B/W laser printer is much more practical and cost effective. And then just having whatever you really need in color printed through…

Honestly, the possibility of naked Alexander Skarsgard is pretty much the keeps me coming back.

when I was in either 4th or 5th grade the regular playground bully pushed me too far and I told him I would make him cry. I shoved him (I was 2nd shortest in the class, btw) and he fell and sure enough cried. The teacher on duty called me over and while giving me a very stern look and shaking her finger told me "good…

People don't go to Chipotle because they want Mexican food. People go to Chipotle because they want Chipotle.

Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's…

This reminds me of how sick Dan Savage got of hearing defensive Christians say "we're not all like that!" in response to every story about fundamentalist homophobia, as though Christians were the real victims here. His argument was that as long as they didn't actively speak out against those elements in their…

Right?!? That look he is giving almost caught my computer...and other things...on fire. DAMN!

Here's my thing as a fat woman.

It still doesn't take care of my largest complaint with the series: how little options and explanations you have during political talks.

Country A: "I am denouncing you!"
Me: "Wait, what? What did I do? Can you elaborate on this? Am I too close to your borders? Are we not trading enough? Did I trade with your…