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“I’ve flown with a 24-hour flu”.

When Kelsi spoke of, “wasting another year of my life on a sociopath,” I think was referring to Jace’s hot takes on: air conditioning (no); chicken (boiled).

Should have been ejected earlier for being a grown man who brings a glove to a ballgame.  

A couple things:

And make sure you switch to new rubber gloves before you go from cutting peppers to having sex.

You’re clearly not actually a Roseanne fan, because you didn’t start your comment with, “First of all, Larry Bird is the best player of all time . . .”

“left-leaning entertainers have said offensive things about President Donald Trump”

As always: Let ’em walk.

I wonder if they were dumb enough to actually transfer money from Cohen to Trump or if they just used these bribes to create a slush fund for things like shutting up former mistresses.

Jesuit Jesus wouldn’t even recognize Republican Jesus.

Same thing happened to Mary Kay Letourneau.

Another future civil settlement paid for by our tax dollars. And another cop probably walking away with no penalty when a DA elects to not press charges.

Allegedly murderous. Definitely succinct.

“And let’s see who the Golden State Killer is. GRANDPA JOSEPH!!!”

Anyone willingly giving up their DNA is a fool at this point.

Costco pizza is hot, soggy garbage.

I’ll wager that global climate change will increase the probability of nuclear war by 2040 much more than the growth of AI.

Are parents today really so cowed by their children that they prepare special meals for them? My mother served one meal for the whole family. If you didn’t want to eat it, you were welcome to go hungry.

I wouldn’t be surprised to find the there is a Trump Coal, Inc that would benefit directly from this.

Not being able to go under furniture is a huge deal breaker. One of the main benefits of a robot vacuum is that it goes into the places (under couches, under beds, etc.) that are a pain in the ass to get to with a regular vacuum.