You’re clearly not actually a Roseanne fan, because you didn’t start your comment with, “First of all, Larry Bird is the best player of all time . . .”

As always: Let ’em walk.

I wonder if they were dumb enough to actually transfer money from Cohen to Trump or if they just used these bribes to create a slush fund for things like shutting up former mistresses.

Jesuit Jesus wouldn’t even recognize Republican Jesus.

Same thing happened to Mary Kay Letourneau.

Another future civil settlement paid for by our tax dollars. And another cop probably walking away with no penalty when a DA elects to not press charges.

Costco pizza is hot, soggy garbage.

Are parents today really so cowed by their children that they prepare special meals for them? My mother served one meal for the whole family. If you didn’t want to eat it, you were welcome to go hungry.

Look. Alex. That’s just urinalysis.