Compression hosiery is great too. Especially on long-haul flights.

Sexist AND racist?

Missouri has always sucked. Now it blows.

The easiest and fastest way to make Hollendaise is in a blender.

“stupid 90's parkour shit” or something to that effect.

It’s OK to use meth to stop genocide.

A burrito is a calzone?

This is a transitory issue as AV share the road with non-AV. In a few years, this will be a non-issue. 

Personal exemption should preclude the parents from receiving state or Federal medical aid and should require that they acknowledge that they are fully and solely responsible for all medical expenses incurred by their offspring for as long as the personal exemption remains in effect.

Lie or die.

I have my maid come on Friday afternoon, so my house is clean all weekend when I spend the most time in it.

If someone replies to my “How are you doing?” with “I’m so busy.” I just end the conversation and I make a mental note to not ask again.

Why not reshoot Groundhoug Day while they are it? Caddyshack?

The only metric that matters is injuries or fatalities per million vehicle miles.

If you buy truffle ________, you are probably getting ripped off.

If you buy truffle ________, you are probably getting ripped off.

I like this one better. I keep it on my backpack. It has a dozen different uses and is incredibly well built.

I like this one better. I keep it on my backpack. It has a dozen different uses and is incredibly well built.

“And he’s out at home...”

He forgot to list his EFL class.

Oops, I let Harvey do it again...

Breakfast margs are dope! Get the double.