They need to be making plans to move the whole of their operation to a new inland location. Otherwise, it won’t be around for the next generation of McIlhennys.

Grandma said, “A woman marries the man she will change into the man she wants. A man will marry the women he wants now and expects her to never change. Neither gets their wish.”

This wasn’t an issue while dating and only started to occur after getting married?

My favorites:

I’ll wager that global climate change will increase the probability of nuclear war by 2040 much more than the growth of AI.

1.) Australia
2.) Everything else

Are parents today really so cowed by their children that they prepare special meals for them? My mother served one meal for the whole family. If you didn’t want to eat it, you were welcome to go hungry.

Custody is not the same as ownership.

I was under the impression that greasy pizza boxes were not recyclable because grease can’t be separated from the pulp and therefore they were compost?

How is it legal?

I wouldn’t be surprised to find the there is a Trump Coal, Inc that would benefit directly from this.

Dirty Sanchez?

I friend them, but they immediately go into a “Work” grouping. My standard posts have this group excluded, so I have to actively choose to add them to a post.

If you have these issue, the solution is divorce, not better budgeting.

Be honest with her. If you don’t notice an effort to change, she’s done.

Separate checking account. Funded monthly. He or she can spend that money on anything.

Why not square up to bunt for this first pitch. That should draw the third baseman back to his usual placement. If it is a good pitch, take the bunt. If not, pull back. And see if the third baseman returns to his usual spot. If not, square up again.

Short of APB and DarkReader, the most used Extension I have installed.

There is so much coke happening in that last pic that just looking at it made my nose bleed...

I wonder what it is like to have a job where your whole day is spent lying publicly knowing full well that you will be caught in those lies within hours of making them, but your boss expects you to do it anyway and he is utterly unconcerned about you or the blowback from the lies.