Grandma said, “A woman marries the man she will change into the man she wants. A man will marry the women he wants now and expects her to never change. Neither gets their wish.”

This wasn’t an issue while dating and only started to occur after getting married?

My favorites:

1.) Australia
2.) Everything else

Are parents today really so cowed by their children that they prepare special meals for them? My mother served one meal for the whole family. If you didn’t want to eat it, you were welcome to go hungry.

I was under the impression that greasy pizza boxes were not recyclable because grease can’t be separated from the pulp and therefore they were compost?

Dirty Sanchez?

I friend them, but they immediately go into a “Work” grouping. My standard posts have this group excluded, so I have to actively choose to add them to a post.

If you have these issue, the solution is divorce, not better budgeting.

Be honest with her. If you don’t notice an effort to change, she’s done.

Separate checking account. Funded monthly. He or she can spend that money on anything.

Why not square up to bunt for this first pitch. That should draw the third baseman back to his usual placement. If it is a good pitch, take the bunt. If not, pull back. And see if the third baseman returns to his usual spot. If not, square up again.

Short of APB and DarkReader, the most used Extension I have installed.

There is so much coke happening in that last pic that just looking at it made my nose bleed...

I wonder what it is like to have a job where your whole day is spent lying publicly knowing full well that you will be caught in those lies within hours of making them, but your boss expects you to do it anyway and he is utterly unconcerned about you or the blowback from the lies.

“I’m not racist but....”

Trusting consumer genetic testing is like expecting an Easybake oven to make a chocolate souffle.

There is nothing from Amazon for $199. Third-party sellers at $250 only.

There is nothing from Amazon for $199. Third-party sellers at $250 only.

They will be invited to the Trump Inauguration as his personal guests.

My forecast is that the GOP will pass all kinds of horrible legislation in 2017, but they will put off implementation of anything that will have an immediate negative financial impact on poor white trash until 2019. The only legislation that will go live immediately will be anti-minorities or anti-reproductive rights…