Trump would grab her by the pussy!

Actually, you may. If you were born early enough in the year, the deed may have been done in 1981.

so she’s just a giant twat with no sense of humor.

God damn it, Thor. Stop fucking around with Mjolnir. You don’t want to go to war with Santa. It’s a war with no winners.

this many stars.

Well, first of all, you need a Maritime Lawyer:

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

The Chunnel is cheap and smashing shit don't cost a quid.

“The western front is progressing nicely.”

Stay safe students! May the spirit of MacGyver descend upon you and help keep you safe.

That guy seems... special.

It’s Chinese so....maybe they thought no one would ever see it. :/ Barf.

No other city quite like Tokyo. It truely is sensory overload there with the sights, sounds, smells and energy that never seem to go away. Best city to explore and let yourself get lost in... Was just there in Feb and miss it already.

The professionalism here is off the charts. Everyone moving on that slick stage is wearing high heels and it’s live music with specific timing cues.

Freestyle Mutating.