It’s easy to say “what’s the big deal” when talking about Game & Watch fire attack in the abstract, but its operating in several real world contexts, including centuries of genocide, oppression, and ongoing discrimination against indigenous people. For just as long, stereotypes have been used to denigrate and deny…

They could probably do a Chain Chomp reskin/“Shadow Fighter” version of Piranha Plant pretty easily.

HE’S DOING HIS BEST. I BELIEVE IN HIM.

If she’s not fat and buff, I don’t even see the point.

Pssst, aside from a few charitable ones, athletes have no positive affect on society. Garbage men collect garbage, nurses take care of people, mcdonalds employees serve food, athletes get paid billions of dollars to play a game. And even if they rape or kill people, fight dogs, or beat their wives in public, the fans…

I wish it had been Tom Nook. It’s utterly strange that Nintendo’s most iconic, hateful, evil villain is not playable.

His appeal comes from his eyes. When he is flatulating he looks into the camera and straight into your soul. You truly feel that he is not releasing gas from his ass because his body compels him to but because he wants you to know what it means to be human.

I have a way to fix all this (you can tell me if im wrong or if this is stupid). You put the sex games back up and gate it off. Now its in its own section. If people want to buy sex games they have to provide banking info. Now steam puts 2 very low deposits in your account, say .05 cents and .09 cents but it will…

Just learn Japanese

Such few words to show that you missed the point. 

Can someone explain the joke for me?

I get most of those, especialy Ganondorf now that he’s got a sword,but Dr. Mario sees ways too similar to regular Mario. Ah well, what ever I guess.

Let’s do some MATH.

I read a comment today where someone said “Thanks, our 4th blue haired swordsman/swordswoman” and I laughed thinking it was an exaggeration before I realized in horror there actually are 4 blue haired swordsmen/women.

Golden Sun and Advanced Wars need the franchise boosts and Animal Crossing has way too many potential fighters to only have villager.

Well, if we’re doing antagonists, then I... I. I. I-I-I want. to. play. a... s...

Sakurai almost quit during both Brawl and 4. So you can laugh it up all you want, fuzzball, but while there might be a Smash game after Ultimate, there’s a good chance it’ll be without Sakurai. 

No matter which way he’s facing, he’ll get knocked toward the nearest bottomless pit.

Love the all-too-rare shoutout to Metal Warriors, but K Rool probably still tops all of those for notoriety, humorously, save maybe the Battletoads.

Where is Waluigi:(
A New Hope: If a boss can become an assist trophy, an assist trophy could also become a character!